What is a 'crab', and how does one perform/obtain one?
Ok, so there I was playing TF2, as a Spy (and doing quite well, at least by my low standards). When the other team begins with the usual friendly greetings, racial/sexual orientation slurs, as well as wondering how my mother was doing (so kind of them), when suddenly somebody bets me that I "can't even crab"
Of course, my interest was piqued, and I inquired as to the origins of this phrase, and was deluged with calls of 'noob', with no real answer.
So, what is a crab? Is it a wearable/unlockable or some sort of tactic/manoeuver?
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How do crabs obtain?
Most people get crabs during sex, but sometimes they're spread through other kinds of close, personal contact. You can get pubic lice where other types of coarse hair \u2014 like eyelashes, eyebrows, chest hair, armpits, beards, and mustaches \u2014 touch places on someone's body where crabs are.How do you harvest crabs?
Eggs are fertilized as they pass out of the crab's body and are deposited under the apron. The apron is actually the curled-under abdomen, and has small appendages to which the eggs attach. Egg masses have an average of two million eggs, and can have up to eight million eggs.What is a Recession? (WHAT IS A WOMAN PARODY)
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